POHS EEFFOC

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bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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neworleans-unknown:

this-dick-is-not-for-sale:

hellojoeyyy:

Rosetta Stone

omg

Whats holding us back as humans

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justanasshole:

Ha!

chess-ka:

A friend and I once ran into Jonathan Hyde (Van Pelt) in a pub after seeing him in a production of “King Lear”. My friend said, “Your character in Jumanji gave me nightmares when I was 7.”

Hyde looked him straight in the eye, stepped really close so they were basically nose-to-nose, and said: “Good.”

Then he walked away. What a dude.

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pussyxriot:

THIS IS SUCH AN ACCURATE REPRESENTATION OF CATS IF CATS COULD TALK THIS IS WHAT THEY WOULD SAY

oh my god I’m a cat

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bogleech:

I know Garfield minus Garfield was the one that got a real book and everything but Garfield without Garfield’s Thought Balloons is way funnier to me.

Especially because John can’t hear Garfield’s dialog so what we see in these strips is the actual canon this s actually the shit this man does with his fucking cat.

(Source: justanasshole)

an-excess-of-tennant:

I don’t care how many times this appears on my dash I must reblog it every time.

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stickshiftbitch:

Literally quoted this tonight.

stickshiftbitch:

Literally quoted this tonight.

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benesmauglocked:

rj4gui4r:

iventuredfromminecraftia:

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Genius

As an English teacher, this made me weep tears of awestruck joy.

based-on-fiction:

I choose to believe this is the truth. 

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